Some things you need to know before you enter C-Tzar’s Palace:

A) It is ugly in there. I am lazy, not an artist, and I'm conserving bandwidth. I chose fonts, sizes, and (dark) colors, which are easy on the eyes. All pages were created with a simple text editor and lack all the cutesy crap you may be used to.

B) It is ugly in there. It gets raw, both in content and in language. (though there are no pornographic images…yet) Read long enough and you will most likely be offended at some point or another. If that happens, please tell me so that I may publicly mock you.

C) Not everything has to be true. Not everything has to be funny.

You have been warned.